I cut my penus on the lid.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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