Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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