McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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