i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You took a bar mat shot.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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