He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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