1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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