Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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