You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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