What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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