Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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