Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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