She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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