When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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