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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I just found puke in my bra..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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