I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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