I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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