I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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