Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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