You really coming over, don't trick.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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