people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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