I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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