I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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