just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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