D3 body, D1 cock
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Please don't give away my fajitas
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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