no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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