Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
