How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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