I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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