jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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