So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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