He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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