yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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