I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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