Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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