Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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