your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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