just come out here and I will go home with you...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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