I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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