we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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