they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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