Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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