just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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