Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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