I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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