I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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