Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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