His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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