You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
