dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
We are all done wearing pants today
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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