So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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