You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
