I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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