You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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