so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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