Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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