Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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