trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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