the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
