Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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