This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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