is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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