Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
