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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I need moral support for this bender
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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